Since my wedding is fast approaching, I thought for fun I would take a walk down memory lane about my top ten worst dates ever. So please enjoy and have a good laugh while I count down the top ten worst dates I've ever had in no particular order:
1. The guy who bought me a dozen roses on the second date, then never called me again. (Good times. Ha ha.)
2. The guy who snuck me into his basement to watch a movie & didn't want his parents to know he had a girl in the house. (I was like you didn't tell your parents I was coming over? What are we in high school? Thanks. Ha ha.)
3. The guy who on the fifth date said he liked me enough to date me, but not to be boyfriend and girlfriend. (So he didn't really like me THAT much. Ha ha.)
4. The first date I ever had, was with a guy who was so quiet, talking to him was like pulling teeth. I was so glad when our date was over. (He went in for a hug at the end of the date & I was thinking, "Really?")
5. The guy who on our first date, when we went to McDonald's to order some food off the dollar menu, made me pay. (I know I'm a cheap date who likes a good deal, but that's not the way to impress a girl.)
6. The guy who lived seven hours away so I took a road trip with my brother to his town to meet his family & friends. We stayed at his friends house which was the filthiest & stinkiest house I had ever spent the night at. (The people had locked their dogs inside all day, so the house smelled like animal... well you know. All I could think was, "You let your girlfriend & her brother sleep here?" Ha ha.)
7. The guy who I had to break up with via text message because I could never get a hold him by phone or in person. He replied, "Ok." Then he later lied & made up stuff about me on facebook & said I had cheated on him. (How nice of him.)
8. The guy who always fell asleep on our dates while we watched movies on tv. I would ask if he was tired & wanted to go home & he would say, "I wasn't asleep, I'm fine." (SURE...then why are you falling asleep? Ha ha.)
9. The guy who broke up with me after we had one disagreement. (I wanted to work it out, but he wouldn't talk to me anymore after that.)
10. The guy who called me before our first date, talked to me for a few minutes, then he sent me a text message & said he didn't like the sound of my voice & had to cancel our date. (That's the lamest line I have ever heard to get out of a date. I mean I don't sound like Fran Drescher or anything. Ha ha.)
What's the best worst date I ever had? The guy who stood me up on our second date, which led me to call up my now fiance & ask if he was free to go on our first date. He said yes & he said that maybe that guy stood me up for a reason. Now I know what that reason was...so I could meet & fall in love with the love of my life... Mark! I can't wait to marry you in just over a month! I love you.
